JK's Dream of Feb 14, 2008

I had traveled down to L.A. where I stayed at a mega-huge hotel. I met William Shatner there at a restaurant and we were instantly attracted to each other. We started kissing and I came 5 times! Just from kissing!

Then we went to one of his houses but I had to leave before we could have sex. I had to get home for a day to do something I don't remember. I got home and got Lene and Wildcat involved in helping me keep this a secret from my husband and family.

When I got back to L.A., Bill had moved on to another woman. :-(

JK's Dream of February 2, 2008

I was at a Star Trek convention with about a dozen of my Trekkie friends. In fact, we were the only ones there so there was no line at all to get autographs from Bill and Leonard. Bill kept running off to see what was going on at the other convention in the same building - something to do with Adobe software. Then there was a dinner with a lot of people. Bill and Leonard were seated on a dais. My friends and I were jammed in at a table right up front. Bill started singing "The Impossible Dream" and came over to me and started scratching my head. I closed my eyes in ecstacy but then I realized he was carrying a weasel or a ferret or something like that and I opened my eyes because I was afraid the ferret was scratching my head. He gave me the ferret even though I didn't want it and tried to give it back. Somehow it got flattened into a rug but it was still alive and now it was mad. I really wanted to get rid of it! Bill was on a tight schedule and left so there I was, holding a flat ferret.

I woke up thinking of Connie Willis's truly creepy story "All My Darling Daughters."

All in all, not a fun dream.

JK's Dream of Jan 31

Boston Legal was real and I was part of it. We were all going to San Francisco to do a play. It was quite an ordeal getting there and in the mean time, Denny (William Shatner) was cuddling with lots of women but always coming to me for more kissin' and stuff. A very happy, warm dream.

Frokitt's Dream after watching Wrath of Khan and talking to Iddy

(Webmistress's note: Keep a fire extinguisher handy. This one is hot hot hot!)

I'm sitting on the edge of a bed pulling on the cowboy boots that I used to wear with everything back in the early 80's. I realized that my whole outfit's kinda cute--short white prairie skirt, wide red patent leather belt, brown tube top and a lime green grandpa cardigan--and I think, "That's so 2008, Urban Outfitters, trailer trash chic and I used to dress like that when I was an undergrad at Cal State Long Beach in 1982".

Anyway.

I look back, and Bill's laying on the bed, naked, watching me get dressed. He is solidly into middle age, just starting to get thick around the waist but still fit and lushly muscular. He'd seemed embarrassed about how hairy his body was until I told him that I liked it and that it reminded me that I was making love to a man and not a boy. I'd also made him take off the ridiculous toupee and was surprised to see that he wasn't bald, but that his hair grew in short wisps on the top of his head. I didn't tell him that he looked better without it. The only thing about his body he seemed proud of was his dick. And rightly so.

He smiled at me and I rolled my eyes.

"What?" he laughed.

"I told, you man. We're only doing this once," I said.

"I heard you the first time."

"Don't be calling me all the time, trippin' and shit."

"I won't."

"And don't tell Leonard. We kind of have a thing."

"I know."

"Just, you know."

"I'm going to leave my wife," he said.

"Women leave you, honey," I said.

JK's Dream of Jan 20, 2007

Star Trek had been brought back and it was in its 3rd season. Everyone was still young. There was a closeup of Kirk's face that panned down as he turned so then there was a lingering closeup of his butt. It was awesome. He was wearing jeans. My mother was watching with me and even she was impressed. I can't remember anything about the episode except it was dreadful. I knew Lene hadn't seen it yet so I planned to tell her about the great butt shot but also that the new series had now done their "Spock's Brain." Yay for the butt shot!

JK's Dream of Jan 12, 2008

Bill had to do an interview he didn't want to do so he was banging his head against the wall saying, "No! No! No!" Then he did the interview and ended up having a real good time.

Jenn's dream of Jan 3, 2008

Okay so I was dreaming about something unrelated and totally forgotten now and the scene morphed into the corridor of the Enterprise. I was Spock's mom for some reason (The TOS ver of her) and Captain Kirk comes up behind me. Of course, I can't resist his charm and hotness and damm he looked good and I felt nice and horny. I ask you this, who would want Sarek when you can have Captain Kirk? So he leads me off to secret hideaway. I don't ask where, in fact we don't talk at all. It's like I am being gently pulled by some hidden power within him (aka his charm and hotness).

We round the corner and BOOM!!! I become someone else (not uncommon in my dreams but really annoying at that second). Now I am some miscellaneous redshirt standing in that corridor where she and Kirk were. Of course, I don't move like a dumb idiot, I just stare at boring wall. While I am sitting there staring at that wonderful wall, all the fun starts happening! I can hear every gasp, every moan, every SCREAM!!! But am I actually the one he is making love to? No, it's someone else. AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Thankfully, I woke up shortly after that.