Thursday, May 22, 2008
Denny Crane's dream of 5/21
On the season finale of Boston Legal, Denny Crane (William Shatner) told Shirley Schmidt (Candace Bergen) that he had a dream in which they were making wild, passionate love in a pool. She screamed so loudly that the police came. When the cops saw them, they said, "Oh, it's just Crane, pool and Schmidt."
Monday, May 19, 2008
Kitty's Dream of 5/18
Crane, Poole & Schmidt had a new personnel director who made the place a lot more fun. Even sillier than it already is. All the CP&S people were watching some movie (probably Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade because I had just watched it on a plane) and then they started pairing up for sex. The personnel director was very happy with this and soon someone realized they could do threesomes or even moresomes. Everyone was very happy with this.
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Lene's dream of 5/1
This dream came out of nowhere, and was in the middle of a sequence of really vivid dreams.
JK and I were at some kind of con with all our Trek friends. I don't remember how it happened, but Bill walked into our hotel room! (It was the Bill of today, although he looked really good.) He was funny and charming as hell. We talked with him for a while and suddenly it became very clear that he wanted to sleep with us! He took off his pants (he was sort of dressed like Denny Crane) but kept his shirt on so you couldn't really see his dick. He sat down in a recliner chair and took turns hugging and kissing me and JK. Then JK decided to blow him and I was kissing his hand. (Note: it got pretty sexually graphic at this part and I'm not going to detail it.)
Then our friends starting knocking at the door, demanding to be let in, because there was something really important going on! And we did! What the fuck? We got interrupted while we were double-teaming BILL! I was so angry. Bill seemed pretty casual about it, like this happened all the time, but that we'd pick it up again later. As part of the "something important" going on, I had to fix a security system for a door, which Bill helped me with, in a very Kirk-like fashion.
Then it turned in a different, long, non-sexual dream about Monty Python (hanging out with them, as opposed to being in the show).
I wish our friends hadn't shown up in my dream.
JK and I were at some kind of con with all our Trek friends. I don't remember how it happened, but Bill walked into our hotel room! (It was the Bill of today, although he looked really good.) He was funny and charming as hell. We talked with him for a while and suddenly it became very clear that he wanted to sleep with us! He took off his pants (he was sort of dressed like Denny Crane) but kept his shirt on so you couldn't really see his dick. He sat down in a recliner chair and took turns hugging and kissing me and JK. Then JK decided to blow him and I was kissing his hand. (Note: it got pretty sexually graphic at this part and I'm not going to detail it.)
Then our friends starting knocking at the door, demanding to be let in, because there was something really important going on! And we did! What the fuck? We got interrupted while we were double-teaming BILL! I was so angry. Bill seemed pretty casual about it, like this happened all the time, but that we'd pick it up again later. As part of the "something important" going on, I had to fix a security system for a door, which Bill helped me with, in a very Kirk-like fashion.
Then it turned in a different, long, non-sexual dream about Monty Python (hanging out with them, as opposed to being in the show).
I wish our friends hadn't shown up in my dream.
Monday, April 28, 2008
Kitty's Dream of April 27
To make up for the previous night's almost total lack of William Shatner, last night's dream was all Trek, all the time.
I was in The Wrath of Khan, although the plot had nothing to do with Khan or the wrath thereof. I came onboard Kirk's Enterprise, along with Picard and Riker. Kirk was really glad to see me and immediately stopped paying attention to all the other women who were hot for him, including Lori Ciani (back from the dead, apparently). She was pissed off, as was an Anonymous Yeoman who had dyed her hair blond in attempt to attract Kirk. They came to Kirk's quarters (which resembled a very classy college dorm room, if you can imagine such a thing) but Kirk came in and threw them out before we could really get into it. Then he seduced me. I was playing hard-to-get. This is how we know it was a dream.
I was in The Wrath of Khan, although the plot had nothing to do with Khan or the wrath thereof. I came onboard Kirk's Enterprise, along with Picard and Riker. Kirk was really glad to see me and immediately stopped paying attention to all the other women who were hot for him, including Lori Ciani (back from the dead, apparently). She was pissed off, as was an Anonymous Yeoman who had dyed her hair blond in attempt to attract Kirk. They came to Kirk's quarters (which resembled a very classy college dorm room, if you can imagine such a thing) but Kirk came in and threw them out before we could really get into it. Then he seduced me. I was playing hard-to-get. This is how we know it was a dream.
Sunday, April 27, 2008
1000th Years from Now
This is just barely a Shatner dream but here goes.
Someone had figured out how to stop the aging process so people live to 1000 years or older. (Unfortunately, the process didn't work on people who were already older than about 60 so they still kicked around 80 or so.) So Lene and I were 1000 years old and had become a lesbian couple with a bunch of kids. Two 2000-year-old women from the future showed up and told us a bunch of stuff I don't remember. Lene and I were still doing our podcast, "Look At His Butt," and as a surprise for our brazillionth show, I was going to reveal to Lene that WILLIAM SHATNER was the only person older than 60 who was still alive!!! (Because, after all, he's Bill. And he was still working. So he can't die.)
Someone had figured out how to stop the aging process so people live to 1000 years or older. (Unfortunately, the process didn't work on people who were already older than about 60 so they still kicked around 80 or so.) So Lene and I were 1000 years old and had become a lesbian couple with a bunch of kids. Two 2000-year-old women from the future showed up and told us a bunch of stuff I don't remember. Lene and I were still doing our podcast, "Look At His Butt," and as a surprise for our brazillionth show, I was going to reveal to Lene that WILLIAM SHATNER was the only person older than 60 who was still alive!!! (Because, after all, he's Bill. And he was still working. So he can't die.)
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Kitty's Dream on the Eve of Earth Day
Not that Earth Day has anything to do with it.
I was watching the new Star Trek movie with all my Trek friends. I was simultaneously in the movie some of the time. Lots of weird, non-Trek (more like bad fantasy) stuff went on with constant peril! There was a strange sequence in which most of the Trek characters were in Santa suits. Kirk, Spock and one other were up on a platform. There was a kiddie pool below it and the kiddies were catapulted up onto one of the Santa's laps. My friends and I got in the pool. (Francine, I'm sure you were catapulted to Spock's lap and he wasn't in the rest of the the dream so you can take it from there.) Then there was more peril involving a play rehearsal, a kitchen that needed to be cleaned up and costumes. Somehow the movie ended but it was a false ending, a fact that only William Shatner and I were aware of. Everyone else left the theatre. Bill and I continued to the real ending. All the people from the false ending turned out to be some kind of avatars and they were SHREDDED! Bill and I stepped through the shreds and ended up in a place where the people controlling the avatars were torturing people. Suddenly, there was an announcement (in the movie!) about a "surprise appearance by a pregnant Suzanne Brandt!" I was shocked--SHOCKED!!! She was put in a bathtub and "tortured" with a bunch of those little ISB diskkeys. We rescued her and then the movie really ended. I was sort of sucked out of the movie and into the theatre. Then the theatre starting rushing by (giving me this weird sensation kind of like when you get up too fast and your head spins). The lobby went by and then finally I was outside, slowed down and stopped. I had 2 thoughts: "The best thing about that movie was this weird head-rush special effect at the end" and "I'm suing those bastards!!!!" Wildcat kept trying to reassure me that it was wonderful that Brandt is so well-known in fandom that she can appear in a movie without explanation. I still wanted to sue the bastards.
The memory of the strange rush has stayed with me all day.
Happy Earth Day.
I was watching the new Star Trek movie with all my Trek friends. I was simultaneously in the movie some of the time. Lots of weird, non-Trek (more like bad fantasy) stuff went on with constant peril! There was a strange sequence in which most of the Trek characters were in Santa suits. Kirk, Spock and one other were up on a platform. There was a kiddie pool below it and the kiddies were catapulted up onto one of the Santa's laps. My friends and I got in the pool. (Francine, I'm sure you were catapulted to Spock's lap and he wasn't in the rest of the the dream so you can take it from there.) Then there was more peril involving a play rehearsal, a kitchen that needed to be cleaned up and costumes. Somehow the movie ended but it was a false ending, a fact that only William Shatner and I were aware of. Everyone else left the theatre. Bill and I continued to the real ending. All the people from the false ending turned out to be some kind of avatars and they were SHREDDED! Bill and I stepped through the shreds and ended up in a place where the people controlling the avatars were torturing people. Suddenly, there was an announcement (in the movie!) about a "surprise appearance by a pregnant Suzanne Brandt!" I was shocked--SHOCKED!!! She was put in a bathtub and "tortured" with a bunch of those little ISB diskkeys. We rescued her and then the movie really ended. I was sort of sucked out of the movie and into the theatre. Then the theatre starting rushing by (giving me this weird sensation kind of like when you get up too fast and your head spins). The lobby went by and then finally I was outside, slowed down and stopped. I had 2 thoughts: "The best thing about that movie was this weird head-rush special effect at the end" and "I'm suing those bastards!!!!" Wildcat kept trying to reassure me that it was wonderful that Brandt is so well-known in fandom that she can appear in a movie without explanation. I still wanted to sue the bastards.
The memory of the strange rush has stayed with me all day.
Happy Earth Day.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Kitty's Dream of March 25, 2008
Once again I was at a con with a bunch of friends. (Hi, Lene! Hi, Iddy! Hi, Francine!) Bill and Leonard were there and again, it was all very small and intimate. They were selling home-made tchotkes (sp?) they'd made - not too bad but way over-priced. We all went to dinner together. Leonard and I had a long conversation about my mother. There was more but I've already forgotten it.
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