Kitty's Dream of July 29, 2011

This was my first Shatner dream in a very long time and I'm already forgetting a lot of it.

They were filming a new Star Trek movie with the Original cast and they were all the ages they were during TOS. A lot of stuff happened that I don't remember but I DO remember this: a bunch of the crew were turned into animals (including Spock, who was a duck). Kirk was off screen when someone quoted something Kirk had said and concluded, "He must be a great man."

Duck!Spock replied, "He was indeed."

I remember thinking how weird it was to hear Nimoy's voice coming out of the cartoon duck's mouth and wanted to be sure to tell Lene.

I wish I could remember more because it was space-bizarre.

Kitty's Dream of 1/25

The shower wasn't working in Captain Kirk's quarters so I showed him a button you could press to get a blast of hot water. It was called the Pimp button.

Kitty's Dream of 9/21

Lene, Bill and I were staying at a big house on a lake. It had a beautiful deep pool. Bill dove in naked and I got to watch Shatner butt soar through the air. When it was time for Bill to leave, there was snow everywhere. Lene & I tried to warn him that the road was very curvy and not easy to follow but at the first curve (which we could see from the driveway), he drove into the lake. Luckily it wasn't deep. We decided that Lene would go with him to direct him to the expressway and I would follow in Lene's car to bring her back to the house.

All day I've been enjoying the feeling of just hanging out with Bill.

Lene's Dream of 9/8

I had a long dream that was confusing and I don't remember most of it. But I DO remember one small bit, where I was invited to a dinner part and got to go with my HUSBAND, William Shatner. But I was pissed as hell because they wouldn't let us sit together! Bill wanted to sit next to me but wasn't as upset as I was. He seemed resigned to doing what the hosts wanted and it turned into some kind of publicity thing anyway. Then I woke up. Still pissed off.

Kitty's Dream of 8/25/2010

Bill and I were a couple (happy sigh) and we went to the Academy Awards. Everything was a mess - completely disorganized and the floor was dirt! Bill did a number that went very well. Later I did number. Actor's nightmare - hadn't rehearsed, didn't know the words. Not well received.

Finally the thing went on so long (and Bill was making out with my sister) that I stood up and yelled, "ENOUGH! Give out a fucking award already!"

Leaving the theatre was like fleeing Atlanta with the Yankees closing in.

Kitty's Dream of 6/23/2010

Lene and I were attending a new Star Trek movie with the original cast. They'd screwed up canon so badly that it appeared Kirk was never captain of the Enterprise. They were all prisoners of the Klingons and whatever they'd done to Kirk made him act really sloppy-drunk. Finally Spock picked him up and carried him off. Kirk kissed him on the cheek and said, "I love you."

Then the movie changed into a musical with none of the Trek people. It went on and on and we realized that Kirk & Co. were only in those first few minutes. The musical got rather explicit and I said, "This is soft-core porn!" So we left.

When I told Lene about this at lunch today, she pointed out that the K/S moment was a lot like a Budweiser commercial.

Kitty's Dream of 6/6/10

"Look At His Butt" had become a TV show on some minor station, probably local cable. In addition to Lene and me, there were 3 other people on it - one was Francine, one was someone I don't like and I can't remember the 5th. We sat in a row of chairs and each of us went to an area downstage and did a short shtick. Our producer was William Shatner! And for her shtick, Lene got to dance with him! I didn't get to because I'm such a lousy dance partner. We were only on for 5 days. On the 4th day, one of the crew told us NBC wanted to pick up the show! We were so excited! Except Lene. She didn't want to do it. She was very sad and tired. Because it was a dream, I didn't think to check if she had a beard but I know this was Lene from some strange alt-universe. My Lene would never turn down a chance like that!