What's worse than getting underwear for Christmas?
Getting underwear for your Shatner dream.
I dreamed Bill and I were shopping for underwear for me. Not lingerie, not delicates, not sexy Victoria's Secret/Frederick of Hollywood pussyphernalia. Underwear. Like cotton 6-in-a-pack Hanes with comfort waistband.
Bill liked the ones with ladybugs.
Sigh. A new low in Shatner dreams.
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Actually, you were shopping for white pannies to go under that short, pleated skirt he likes you to wear. You see, Bill was born during the Depression. Why waste money at Victoria's Secret when he's just going to shred them when he rips them off with his teeth anyway?
Logical.
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