Kitty's Dream of July 29, 2011

This was my first Shatner dream in a very long time and I'm already forgetting a lot of it.

They were filming a new Star Trek movie with the Original cast and they were all the ages they were during TOS. A lot of stuff happened that I don't remember but I DO remember this: a bunch of the crew were turned into animals (including Spock, who was a duck). Kirk was off screen when someone quoted something Kirk had said and concluded, "He must be a great man."

Duck!Spock replied, "He was indeed."

I remember thinking how weird it was to hear Nimoy's voice coming out of the cartoon duck's mouth and wanted to be sure to tell Lene.

I wish I could remember more because it was space-bizarre.

Kitty's Dream of 1/25

The shower wasn't working in Captain Kirk's quarters so I showed him a button you could press to get a blast of hot water. It was called the Pimp button.

Kitty's Dream of 9/21

Lene, Bill and I were staying at a big house on a lake. It had a beautiful deep pool. Bill dove in naked and I got to watch Shatner butt soar through the air. When it was time for Bill to leave, there was snow everywhere. Lene & I tried to warn him that the road was very curvy and not easy to follow but at the first curve (which we could see from the driveway), he drove into the lake. Luckily it wasn't deep. We decided that Lene would go with him to direct him to the expressway and I would follow in Lene's car to bring her back to the house.

All day I've been enjoying the feeling of just hanging out with Bill.

Lene's Dream of 9/8

I had a long dream that was confusing and I don't remember most of it. But I DO remember one small bit, where I was invited to a dinner part and got to go with my HUSBAND, William Shatner. But I was pissed as hell because they wouldn't let us sit together! Bill wanted to sit next to me but wasn't as upset as I was. He seemed resigned to doing what the hosts wanted and it turned into some kind of publicity thing anyway. Then I woke up. Still pissed off.

Kitty's Dream of 8/25/2010

Bill and I were a couple (happy sigh) and we went to the Academy Awards. Everything was a mess - completely disorganized and the floor was dirt! Bill did a number that went very well. Later I did number. Actor's nightmare - hadn't rehearsed, didn't know the words. Not well received.

Finally the thing went on so long (and Bill was making out with my sister) that I stood up and yelled, "ENOUGH! Give out a fucking award already!"

Leaving the theatre was like fleeing Atlanta with the Yankees closing in.

Kitty's Dream of 6/23/2010

Lene and I were attending a new Star Trek movie with the original cast. They'd screwed up canon so badly that it appeared Kirk was never captain of the Enterprise. They were all prisoners of the Klingons and whatever they'd done to Kirk made him act really sloppy-drunk. Finally Spock picked him up and carried him off. Kirk kissed him on the cheek and said, "I love you."

Then the movie changed into a musical with none of the Trek people. It went on and on and we realized that Kirk & Co. were only in those first few minutes. The musical got rather explicit and I said, "This is soft-core porn!" So we left.

When I told Lene about this at lunch today, she pointed out that the K/S moment was a lot like a Budweiser commercial.

Kitty's Dream of 6/6/10

"Look At His Butt" had become a TV show on some minor station, probably local cable. In addition to Lene and me, there were 3 other people on it - one was Francine, one was someone I don't like and I can't remember the 5th. We sat in a row of chairs and each of us went to an area downstage and did a short shtick. Our producer was William Shatner! And for her shtick, Lene got to dance with him! I didn't get to because I'm such a lousy dance partner. We were only on for 5 days. On the 4th day, one of the crew told us NBC wanted to pick up the show! We were so excited! Except Lene. She didn't want to do it. She was very sad and tired. Because it was a dream, I didn't think to check if she had a beard but I know this was Lene from some strange alt-universe. My Lene would never turn down a chance like that!

Kitty's Dream of April 22, 2010

Young William Shatner and I were both working at the Stratford Festival, he as an actor and me as a hanger-on. Because of money problems, he was going to have to go back to Montreal at the end of the season and get a real job. We were both very sad so we made love on the subway. :-)

Lene's Dream of April 8

Had a dream last night about an art event in NYC called "James T.
Kirk: The Blond Years". Gertrude Stein was there. Seemed appropriate.

Jen's Dream of April 7

Jen aka Captain Toy sends this along:


It's been a long time since my last one and have to say this one was a tease. Damm those script writers, why couldn't they do more?

So here it is:

This was in the middle of an unrelated dream I was having. I was some young lady in a bookstore looking at a display of Bill's books. When from behind me, Bill shows up. He begins to charm the pants off of me. He offers an autograph (This was not a book signing). Then he gets to talking. I was totally surprised and bowled over by his appearance. However, nothing ever happens. He never takes me to his apartment, never kisses me, nothing. Who wrote this dream?

Why is it, whenever I have dreams of Bill, I never get to see him fuck? Aren't we allowed a little skin? Damn my brain!

Kitty's Dream of January 7, 2010

Kirk and Bill were the same person (just like in real life) and they/he were/was leaving on the 5-year mission so they/he were/was running around saying goodbye to all their/his mistresses.

Luckily, I was going along on the mission. Can't remember what happened after that.

JK's Dream of November 2, 2010

I was watching a "new" Star Trek episode, looked like ST III-IV timeframe. Kirk had been married several times and had just married comic book Carol Marcus. He said something about her now being married "to a Kirk steed" (meaning himself). I thought, "Kirk doesn't say things like that." Then they were cuddling on a bed (under the covers, unfortunately) and when she got on top, he said, "Thank you." I repeat--KIRK DOESN'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT!

Whoever wrote this dream should be fired.

JMP's Dream of October 25, 2009

Last night I dreamed that President Obama had dinner not only with Bill, but also with Captain Kirk! The universe as we know it must be in danger...

Kitty's Dream of 10/17/09

Long time no dream.

I was at a big wedding and we were all watching "Space Seed." There was a closeup of Kirk's EVE straining like a big dog on a short leash. Also, Kirk and the crew (except Spock) were playing some kind of fantasy football. I thought, "I must watch this with Lene!"

Lene's dream of Sept 2

Ok, I don't know why I had this dream. I think it was a combination of taking Fiorinal with codeine for my headache before I went to bed, and spending too much time looking at the pictures on Shatner's Toupee. Anyway...

I dreamed that I was looking through old magazines that had pictures of Bill. There will also clippings, like someone had cut articles out of newspapers and magazines years ago - they were all on b&w newsprint, kind of faded and tattered. Suddenly I found a set that seemed to be from a stage play - Bill was in the same clothes he had on in "Bread & Circuses" (the grey sweatshirt combo) and he looked as he did in his Kirk days. As I flipped through the pictures it became obvious that it was no ordinary play because Bill started stripping, but only from the waist down! Then it turned into weird porno shoot where Bill, Leonard and Dee ALL had their pants down and showed off their hard-ons. It wasn't particularly gay - they weren't fucking each other - but there were many pictures of cocks side by side. Bill, of course did the most showing off and had the most pictures. (His hard-on looked very nice indeed.)

The whole time I was looking at these pictures (and going "OMFG!!!") I was thinking that I HAD to show these to Kitty, and that she'd be so happy.

The the alarm went off.

Spockoid's dream

t was about four months ago, when I was on a TOS movie binge and I had not discovered you guys yet. I had a dream in which Bill was wearing nothing but a pair of those blue Army Surplus skivies and standing by a pool, stretching before he dove-fell- in. He was looking GREAT- but then he started to morhp! He turned into the current, big-butt William F'ing Shatner! I woke up and I was almost crying!
But man- his butt was GREAT before he morphed!

Kitty's Dream of 5/28

I was watching TV and a new show came on in which Bill played a wrestler. Eddie Izzard was in it, too! I grabbed the phone to tell Lene to watch it but she didn't answer. Apparently Bill and Eddie had built some kind of robot that they named Humongo. Humongo went crazy and destroyed their home planet. (I guess they were aliens.) So they were chasing it. It was like chasing a dog. They went up and down escalators and couldn't corner it. The wrestling part never came into it.

Lene's Dream of March 29

I was staying in a hotel for a business trip and it turned out that there was a Star Trek convention in the hotel, too - but it was only for lesbians. I went downstairs to look around and to see if they would let me in anyway. Bill was supposed to be there! I was very excited about this and tried to find a phone to call JK, but the only phone was on the registration table for the con. It was a really big, black, old style phone from the 1920s - but it was free. I sat on the floor to call JK but just as I dialed the number, Bill came rushing in, needing to use the phone, so of course I had to hand it over to him. He was surrounded by his handlers, so I didn't get to talk to him, but I did drop the phone directly into his hand (and our hands brushed against each other).

Oh, and I was wearing my (completely not sexy) pajamas the entire time.

Kitty's dream of St. Paddy's Day

This was a very long, very involved dream that included losing my virginity to Cary Grant on a bus but I'll spare you all the non-celebrity stuff.

I was channel-surfing and became interested in a movie about post-WW II England. Bill was playing the son of a rich Canadian family who had flown for the RAF. He stayed in England after the war. He became involved with the labor movement. The final scene was a huge cheering crowd surrounding a boxing ring. Bill was alone in the ring, making a big speech, shirtless and wearing a kilt. The camera panned up and out. The end.

I desperately wanted to see the title of the movie but as usual in dreams, I couldn't make it out.

Also in this dream, Lene and I realized that if we wrote a phony academic book about fanfic, we could include our stories in it as examples. We got a Texas high school to buy into the idea.

Kitty's Dream of March 14, 2009

I was the guest on William Shatner's Raw Nerve. Bill asked me why I hate Alice in Wonderland so much. I explained that I've never been able to stand the chaos, the lack of coherence and order. He asked me how I felt about Catch-22. I said I was fine with that because it was consistent within is own world and actually made sense in the end. We had quite a literary discussion.