Thursday, May 22, 2008
Denny Crane's dream of 5/21
On the season finale of Boston Legal, Denny Crane (William Shatner) told Shirley Schmidt (Candace Bergen) that he had a dream in which they were making wild, passionate love in a pool. She screamed so loudly that the police came. When the cops saw them, they said, "Oh, it's just Crane, pool and Schmidt."
Monday, May 19, 2008
Kitty's Dream of 5/18
Crane, Poole & Schmidt had a new personnel director who made the place a lot more fun. Even sillier than it already is. All the CP&S people were watching some movie (probably Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade because I had just watched it on a plane) and then they started pairing up for sex. The personnel director was very happy with this and soon someone realized they could do threesomes or even moresomes. Everyone was very happy with this.
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Lene's dream of 5/1
This dream came out of nowhere, and was in the middle of a sequence of really vivid dreams.
JK and I were at some kind of con with all our Trek friends. I don't remember how it happened, but Bill walked into our hotel room! (It was the Bill of today, although he looked really good.) He was funny and charming as hell. We talked with him for a while and suddenly it became very clear that he wanted to sleep with us! He took off his pants (he was sort of dressed like Denny Crane) but kept his shirt on so you couldn't really see his dick. He sat down in a recliner chair and took turns hugging and kissing me and JK. Then JK decided to blow him and I was kissing his hand. (Note: it got pretty sexually graphic at this part and I'm not going to detail it.)
Then our friends starting knocking at the door, demanding to be let in, because there was something really important going on! And we did! What the fuck? We got interrupted while we were double-teaming BILL! I was so angry. Bill seemed pretty casual about it, like this happened all the time, but that we'd pick it up again later. As part of the "something important" going on, I had to fix a security system for a door, which Bill helped me with, in a very Kirk-like fashion.
Then it turned in a different, long, non-sexual dream about Monty Python (hanging out with them, as opposed to being in the show).
I wish our friends hadn't shown up in my dream.
JK and I were at some kind of con with all our Trek friends. I don't remember how it happened, but Bill walked into our hotel room! (It was the Bill of today, although he looked really good.) He was funny and charming as hell. We talked with him for a while and suddenly it became very clear that he wanted to sleep with us! He took off his pants (he was sort of dressed like Denny Crane) but kept his shirt on so you couldn't really see his dick. He sat down in a recliner chair and took turns hugging and kissing me and JK. Then JK decided to blow him and I was kissing his hand. (Note: it got pretty sexually graphic at this part and I'm not going to detail it.)
Then our friends starting knocking at the door, demanding to be let in, because there was something really important going on! And we did! What the fuck? We got interrupted while we were double-teaming BILL! I was so angry. Bill seemed pretty casual about it, like this happened all the time, but that we'd pick it up again later. As part of the "something important" going on, I had to fix a security system for a door, which Bill helped me with, in a very Kirk-like fashion.
Then it turned in a different, long, non-sexual dream about Monty Python (hanging out with them, as opposed to being in the show).
I wish our friends hadn't shown up in my dream.
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