Bill and I were a couple (happy sigh) and we went to the Academy Awards. Everything was a mess - completely disorganized and the floor was dirt! Bill did a number that went very well. Later I did number. Actor's nightmare - hadn't rehearsed, didn't know the words. Not well received.
Finally the thing went on so long (and Bill was making out with my sister) that I stood up and yelled, "ENOUGH! Give out a fucking award already!"
Leaving the theatre was like fleeing Atlanta with the Yankees closing in.