Sunday, February 15, 2009
I was using an intensive hair conditioner, the kind you leave on for several minutes. It was in a single-use packet. After I'd ripped it open and applied the conditioner, the packet started talking. I looked at it and it had a picture of William Shatner on it (the tummy roll photo from Star Trek). He was talking to me! Then Gene Roddenberry (who apparently was on the back but I didn't flip it over - who wants to see a picture of GR?) started talking. They got into an argument. The conditioner got all over the place.