What's worse than getting underwear for Christmas?
Getting underwear for your Shatner dream.
I dreamed Bill and I were shopping for underwear for me. Not lingerie, not delicates, not sexy Victoria's Secret/Frederick of Hollywood pussyphernalia. Underwear. Like cotton 6-in-a-pack Hanes with comfort waistband.
Bill liked the ones with ladybugs.
Sigh. A new low in Shatner dreams.