Thursday, September 23, 2010

Kitty's Dream of 9/21

Lene, Bill and I were staying at a big house on a lake. It had a beautiful deep pool. Bill dove in naked and I got to watch Shatner butt soar through the air. When it was time for Bill to leave, there was snow everywhere. Lene & I tried to warn him that the road was very curvy and not easy to follow but at the first curve (which we could see from the driveway), he drove into the lake. Luckily it wasn't deep. We decided that Lene would go with him to direct him to the expressway and I would follow in Lene's car to bring her back to the house.

All day I've been enjoying the feeling of just hanging out with Bill.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Lene's Dream of 9/8

I had a long dream that was confusing and I don't remember most of it. But I DO remember one small bit, where I was invited to a dinner part and got to go with my HUSBAND, William Shatner. But I was pissed as hell because they wouldn't let us sit together! Bill wanted to sit next to me but wasn't as upset as I was. He seemed resigned to doing what the hosts wanted and it turned into some kind of publicity thing anyway. Then I woke up. Still pissed off.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Kitty's Dream of 8/25/2010

Bill and I were a couple (happy sigh) and we went to the Academy Awards. Everything was a mess - completely disorganized and the floor was dirt! Bill did a number that went very well. Later I did number. Actor's nightmare - hadn't rehearsed, didn't know the words. Not well received.

Finally the thing went on so long (and Bill was making out with my sister) that I stood up and yelled, "ENOUGH! Give out a fucking award already!"

Leaving the theatre was like fleeing Atlanta with the Yankees closing in.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Kitty's Dream of 6/23/2010

Lene and I were attending a new Star Trek movie with the original cast. They'd screwed up canon so badly that it appeared Kirk was never captain of the Enterprise. They were all prisoners of the Klingons and whatever they'd done to Kirk made him act really sloppy-drunk. Finally Spock picked him up and carried him off. Kirk kissed him on the cheek and said, "I love you."

Then the movie changed into a musical with none of the Trek people. It went on and on and we realized that Kirk & Co. were only in those first few minutes. The musical got rather explicit and I said, "This is soft-core porn!" So we left.

When I told Lene about this at lunch today, she pointed out that the K/S moment was a lot like a Budweiser commercial.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Kitty's Dream of 6/6/10

"Look At His Butt" had become a TV show on some minor station, probably local cable. In addition to Lene and me, there were 3 other people on it - one was Francine, one was someone I don't like and I can't remember the 5th. We sat in a row of chairs and each of us went to an area downstage and did a short shtick. Our producer was William Shatner! And for her shtick, Lene got to dance with him! I didn't get to because I'm such a lousy dance partner. We were only on for 5 days. On the 4th day, one of the crew told us NBC wanted to pick up the show! We were so excited! Except Lene. She didn't want to do it. She was very sad and tired. Because it was a dream, I didn't think to check if she had a beard but I know this was Lene from some strange alt-universe. My Lene would never turn down a chance like that!

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Kitty's Dream of April 22, 2010

Young William Shatner and I were both working at the Stratford Festival, he as an actor and me as a hanger-on. Because of money problems, he was going to have to go back to Montreal at the end of the season and get a real job. We were both very sad so we made love on the subway. :-)

Friday, April 9, 2010

Lene's Dream of April 8

Had a dream last night about an art event in NYC called "James T.
Kirk: The Blond Years". Gertrude Stein was there. Seemed appropriate.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Jen's Dream of April 7

Jen aka Captain Toy sends this along:

It's been a long time since my last one and have to say this one was a tease. Damm those script writers, why couldn't they do more?

So here it is:

This was in the middle of an unrelated dream I was having. I was some young lady in a bookstore looking at a display of Bill's books. When from behind me, Bill shows up. He begins to charm the pants off of me. He offers an autograph (This was not a book signing). Then he gets to talking. I was totally surprised and bowled over by his appearance. However, nothing ever happens. He never takes me to his apartment, never kisses me, nothing. Who wrote this dream?

Why is it, whenever I have dreams of Bill, I never get to see him fuck? Aren't we allowed a little skin? Damn my brain!

Friday, January 8, 2010

Kitty's Dream of January 7, 2010

Kirk and Bill were the same person (just like in real life) and they/he were/was leaving on the 5-year mission so they/he were/was running around saying goodbye to all their/his mistresses.

Luckily, I was going along on the mission. Can't remember what happened after that.